My husband's friends have a term, "Lo Girl," that was coined to describe girls who watched Laguna and The Hills and identified with Lo more than L.C. I was definitely a "Lo Girl." I think it is a good thing.

Callie, in regards to your final sentence re: T Swift and Karlie Kloss -

How does this sub-3-minute song seem to go on forever?!?!

I love the concept of someone who doesn't know what cauliflower is, but is well versed in tempura.

WHAT.

I got the vaccine in my late teens, but my mother had to make and drag me to all of my various appointments because the schedule is confusing and having to go to the doctor three times for painful shots as a surly teenager was not my idea of a good time.

Every now and again I will find a witch hair on my chin that CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. I sprouted a long black hair overnight. I swear.

RIP Greek. (I can't make it through the sitcoms. You are a stronger person than I...)

ABC Family shows, in general, just do such an incredible job of discussing "taboo" subjects and portraying characters of races, religions, and sexualities that are very underrepresented on television today.

"Buy American!" - Sarah Palin, in her Toyota Tundra

Eh, he's been there before and there's still a chance he'll wildcard, so I'm not sure jealousy was a huge motivator for him. Either way, there's nothing wrong with him being super excited for her!

He was excited for the same reason coaches get excited when their teams win games. Though he wasn't out there, he has a vested stake in her succeeding. I thought it was sweet.

Kacy is obviously amazing, but the announcers also KILLED IT during her run. Their uncontrollable enthusiasm is so infectious.

I was once in Penn Station and was standing next to a man who looked VERY familiar. I thought maybe he had been a friend's father. I (not thinking about how creepy it was) stared at him for a while as I tried to figure out where I knew him from and had just settled that he must have been the dad of a tangential high…

Thank goodness Josh Charles got that nomination!

I recently moved from NYC to Nebraska and was telling an older couple (after they complained how the fireworks sounded like gunshots) yesterday how July 4th would be the best time to shoot someone because no one would call in the sound of the gunshot. They looked to be pretty horrified. I then spent the next 3 minutes…

"I was confused at first, but later found out that "ball bag" was 1940s southern slang for nut sack."

The bigger problem is those shoes, right? Not really appropriate running shoes?

Ok. Get back to me when you figure out ellipses and the difference between its and it's.

I am ok with the government issuing broad sweeping legislation that will help millions of people get access to health insurance/get better health insurance/not get turned down by providers that they would not have had otherwise.