Ooh! Good call. Will have to wait for Spring, though...

Haha I knew what you meant! Thanks for the ideas :)

Omaha! They have bagels, they're just not any good. :(

:( We (also?) moved from a blue state to a red state, so I think finding socially and politically like-minded people has made the transition a little more difficult. But we've still met some great people! The other issue is that everyone here has lived here forever. They all have their own groups of friends and it's…

!! New friend! I have the same issue at work. Everyone is either right out of college or older with kids and I'm in that weird in-between age (late 20s, also). I might look into MeetUp.com, but you know that Woody Allen (I know he's not so popular right now, but this is apropos) quote that's something like "I don't…

Phew! Glad we're not the only ones. And it's so cold here! And no bagels!

Sounds like you and I have similar body types! I'm a 2 on top and a 6 on bottom. You may not love my recommendation, but it has worked well for me. Buy a well-made (and potentially expensive) floor length gown, have it tailored to your body, and wear it to multiple occasions, therefore getting your money's worth. One…

Hi Jezzies! Long-time SNS reader, first time commenter. Mr. Tuxedo and I recently moved from NYC to the Midwest. Before the move, we knew absolutely no one in our new location. As we are not students and do not have kids, I'm having trouble coming up with good ways to meet people / make friends outside of work. Life…

All I took away from this Tweet Beat is that EVEN COURTNEY STODDEN CAN DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE.

I mean, at least throwing the lunches in the trash saved the system some money... *facepalm*

Yeah! The issue wasn't that I had to beg my parents to buy me a black doll, the issue was that I had to beg my parents to buy me a doll, in general. (They saw American Girls, especially, as a huge waste of money.) But I do think, deep down, my mom was more likely to buy me Addy because she was glad I was interested in…

Whereas - growing up with blonde hair, pale skin, green eyes - my favorite doll was Addy, the African-American Girl doll I begged my parents to buy for me. All I wanted was something I saw to be unique - plus I loved her books. (The fact that a doll with dark skin was something I deemed unique is problematic, I…

My mom did the exact same thing. Stated very clearly and without judgement - this is the way it is. Nothing is normal; nothing is abnormal.

Do it! I'll play along. :)

I wish I could put this ringing endorsement on my resume. For reals.

Right? This is what it's like being in my head all the time! :)

Thanks! I've always said my greatest contribution to the zeitgeist would be ideas for sequels. ;)

Aw, you flatter me! I really needed this after my work day.

Unless the sequel takes place within a parody version of The Sing Off with Nick Lachey playing himself, this is a wasted opportunity for greatness.

It is. Usually it is set to music and the song changes every minute.