Similarly to scrabblelover; I was begging, like hands-and-knees BEGGING my gross old primary school principal for sex. He looks like Krusty’s accountant from The Simpsons (the “It’s too hot” guy) and had a terrible personality. We end up doing it doggy style at my behest. I woke up to a really intense orgasm. It was…

I read this as View Weighs in on Manager Mom.

WA is full of miners. Miners are the loosest blokes of all time. Miners also love drugs, especially meth. They smoke it in these little rolled up aluminum foil burners called “foilies”. Take from this what you will.

Maybe the girls can drink out of different water fountains too! Like it’s REALLY the same water, and everyone is “equal” but separate!

What a beautiful thing to do.

That bit in Frozen where the music is building and her voice is freaking soaring and then she’s all LET IT GOOOOOO and I swear to God I cried like a baby. My two year old was somewhat distressed by this so I toned it down as best I could.

I am beautiful! Sometimes I feel very extra special beautiful! Then other times I feel like a frumpy housewife.

My dad’s birth name is Peter John Sutcliffe aka the yorkshire ripper. He changed his first name some time ago.

Tutti recently flaunted her new mom-haircut on a trip to Costco. She sizzled in her two piece sweatsuit, showing off her doughy postpartum figure.

I just really want to read the poem.

My dad (3 daughters, 2 sons) is really cool. He always just told us to respect ourselves, respect our partners, and try to let everyone have a good time. I think the “have a good time” part is what makes him the coolest too!

My own grandmother called me a bridezilla when I wouldn’t let her squish the wedding cake with a bunch of beers! She’s a terrible alcoholic, and I know she has her priorities re: beer, but STILL.

Ughhhh. Adrian’s mommy is the worst! But I do have mom friends. Many of them are cool and friendly people. And I also like hearing about people’s relationship troubles, and fertility treatments, and parents/parents in law bitching.

This is my tonk. She sleeps all tucked in and smiling like this all the dang time.

He currrrrrrr

This week so far I’ve eaten:

NO ONE PREFERS THE TASTE OF DIET ANYTHING

The couple that melee together...

Giff Goldblum

1K gets you 4 grams at the very best in Australia. AND it’s rubbish.