Hello! Former gemstone trader here!

Hello! I’ve had a miscarriage too! A couple of things gave me succor;

One time my stupidest friend on Facebook put up a post about how “lol the Australian government changed the floor pyramid and put tomatoes in with the vegetables lol but tomato is a fruit lmao! If they can’t tell the difference between fruit and vegetables why do we trust them to run the country!?” I nearly had a…

You know what makes me mad? When every article has an asterisk* in the body of the text and then I get down to the bottom and read them all and they make no goddamn sense OR I scroll down to read them midstory and then get ganked out of enjoying the article and maybe lose my place.

Redickulous!

Love like you’ve never been hurt! Fart like nobody’s home!

#scurvy

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL BURMESE CAT YOU NEED YOUR EYES TESTED M8 BUT NOT ANIMAL TESTED THAT SHIT IS WHACK

The best Would You Rather I ever crafted was ‘rim job on a homeless guy OR suck your mom’s tits’. Both for five minutes. No one could really answer convincingly, but more than two thirds chose mom.

I like it! Am I the worst?

I used to comment often, was even published in BCO. But after 6 months of actively trying to get outta the greys, I’ve just given up. It was an exercise in futility. ;-;

I knew, I mean I KNEW, it would be a white artist.

Dude. At least go with Lezzabel.

Agreed. Kate was all class in this sitch.

As an aussie, I approve. Perhaps this should replace the southern cross on bogan’s singlets on Australia day?

At my dad’s wedding. I’m 25, a groomsman (love you, dad) and smoking hot. My plus one was this guy I’d been seeing for two months and I was just crazy about him. After the cocktail hour, but before the requisite chicken-or-beef, we sneak off to have dirty doggy style sex in a storage room. Mid-sesh he asks me to marry…

Lizard people duh

But my tattoo artist told me it was the serenity prayer!

I feel like you’re being sarcastic but maybe you’re not?? I hope you’re not!

My Aussie husband that plays football and has a fancy bbq squealed like a Beatles fan when they announced the MM XXL.