I frigging HATE Brazil nuts. They’re oily and kinda sour and way too big. They RUIN mixed nuts.

That croc looks like a gator to me??

I had the reception at my mom’s great big house, and had the four story cake in her empty-ish fridge.

But then I’ll be here forever! I’ve been in BCO and everything, am a regular reader/commenter, and promise I’m not a troll!

I guess you’ll have to read the book, man!

I had this one yesterday!

That’s like peak caring-about-boners thinking.

In the spirit of Kanye’s fast and loose style of rhyming, many things rhyme with chemtrail! Female, mens’ tails, menstrual! And so on.

Sometimes I put on my fanciest clothes and all my good jewelery and dress my toddler up reeeeaaaally nice and pretend to be super rich.

Laughed so hard I thought it might bring my labor on.

OH NO IT’S US!!! I JUST CHECKED AND WE HAVE THE HOTDOG CRUST!!!!

It’s a lovely name IN THEORY. I have a fancy name (Tallulah) and I’m not crazy about it. They’re just kind of hard to live with. I’ve named my kids Josephine and Marianne. Still pretty and uncommon-ish, but they’re easy (I hope) to live with.

Awwww I actually think she looks happy for them! I can’t be the only one? ...can I?

I’m am Aussie, here’s my expert opinion; It looks gross but not THAT gross. It’s just a meatlovers with some party pies in the crust. You yanks have one with hot dogs smooshed in there, pretty similar concept. Also, if you wanna talk gnarly Aussie shock-food, check out the Cadbury block filled with Vegemite. A truly…

Filed to: Bemusement Park

It’ll be so BRAVE and HONEST

I have one! A woman condescendingly explained to me that Champagne only comes from “that very region in France”. I had recommended her a South Australian sparkling shiraz.

I’m a SAHM with a banker husband. I feel like a bad feminist sometimes, especially raising two daughters, but he looks after all the money stuff (earning, saving, managing spending) and I look after the kids and house. I don’t even know HOW much money we have, how many shares we have. Shoot, I don’t even know the…

A walk in closet so large and opulent it has its own dressing room area with like a chaise lounge and crazy makeup table in it. It would make Cher from Clueless weep with jealousy.