I’ve already hung my head in shame for the comparison, don’t worry.

I guess that makes you an intersectionist!???!! *Insert csi miami gif*

Oh my god I love it. I collect outsider art, and this is about as outrè as you can get. Would hang with pride, 10/10.

._. Please can I be out of the greys?

Best day ever! Outta the greys! In BCO!

Take me wiiiitttthhh youuuuuuuu

I... you’re... it’s... *hangs head*

You can’t buy me lunch cuz I live in Australia, but Tina Fey maybe? As the female equivalent to Louis C K? I know she’s a couple degrees better looking than him, but she’s not model/actress “perfect” looking, and people have a lot of feels about her.

Lost 25lbs and dyed my hair blonde. Could I be any more basic?

Awwwww I really like myself! I’m smart and fun and kind and pretty and a good cook! I’m sure you’re really wonderful too!

5 weeks to go here. I put on wellingtons the other day to venture out in the rain. Worst mistake of my life; I literally couldn’t get them off again. My husband had to come home from work to do it. I cried.

Real life fuck doll is my go-to fantasy.

Go to the outback in Australia. It's hot, it's not the ocean, and it's OUTRAGEOUSLY beautiful.

I work in social work, specifically child protection, and it's roughly 10% men to 90% women. But the amount of men in senior positions is freaking astounding. CEO, CFO, chairman of the board? Head of a department? Even just a general manager of an area? Over half of these senior positions are filled by men.

Still fucking all class, lady!

I actually don't like about fully half of my dude's friends, male or female. Not because they're terrible people (although I probably am) I just find them boring/annoying/tiresome whatever. I don't wish to be "included" to make me feel safe or anything. One of these friends I actively can't stand is an ex girlfriend,…

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Counselor Tutti would like to approach the bench... I think maybe MTV were throwing a little shade on Chloe with that photo of her, especially juxtaposed next to the radiant and not-looking-like-she's-dying-of-consumption Jennifer Lawrence. Then again, I am a middle class white mom, and I'm pretty sure we're the…