I call them CatBopz! I have many, MANY CatBopz that replace Jesus with Pika, my kitty's name. Possibly (definitely) offensive to Christians.

But if there's no penis, how do you make sex??!!!?

Okay, gotta jump in this one sorry. I do this, and the reason is because I don't want all that sugar. It makes me feel all racy in my heart. But I do still want a liter of cola and too much popcorn while I watch Terrible Bosses 2 or whatever.

When I was 24, I had this boyfriend, and god, I hated him just so much. He was simply awful in every way you can imagine, except the sex was super. He was a balding, gangly, 6 foot 6, glasses wearing misogynist. (He genuinely thought women with large breed dogs had sex with those dogs. He didn't appreciate me asking…

actual lol

Might be tmi, but I'd rather have a mouthful of semen then blood, period or otherwise.

Sorry friend, this is pure sarcasm. Not shade. Not even close.

No, but the Pumpkins were/are actually a good band!

I named my baby Josie. Sorry not sorry.

Little brother is making a sandwich. "Here, BooBoo, let me help you slice that tomato, you might cut youself." Slice off the tip of own left ring finger.

We're that laid-back guy in high school, all super chill, share our grass, talk you down when you're freaking out about some girl. BUT we're really anal about our car and will make you take your shoes off before you get in. Coffee is that car.

Seriously though, can someone come floss for me? That business is boooooooooring!

My husband very nearly got into a fist fight with a middle aged Chinese-Malay man on a flight from KL to Melbourne. Our baby was sleeping across our laps, and we had the arm rests up. The aformentioned man and his wife were behind us, and he accidentally knocked the arm rest down, clonking it on the baby. The two…

ALWP. (It's like LOL, but it means actual laughter was produced. So it's an actual lol??)

Camming lol? But seriously, I have a similar list (replace tv with internet) and what's a girl to do??

A-fucking-men!

No!!! Its a really hot look sometimes!

He sounds like a lovely man!

How about..... In Russia, someone else's happiness negatively affects you!

Australia is a really cool place to leave for a lot of reasons. (We do still have a lot of problems though!) If you get injured at work or on the roads, you're covered for loss of income/life/limb. There's a slightly macabre list released by our governing body for workplace injuries that lists the dollar amount of…