Celebrities! They’re just like us!

Hey fudge me too!

Ahhh good my daily glass of nightmare-juice is served.

Ahhh good my daily glass of nightmare-juice is served.

Hey Jezzies, bit of a question here, but first some background;

I know I have a stake in this; I honestly do. And I’m vocal about issues where it’s appropriate. I just never want to silence people of colour or be the dominant voice. I love listening, I love learning. And thank you for your response, it really meant a lot to me.

Hey I was just being silly! Of course they’re two different things. I guess what I was clumsily getting at was that with a few tweaks this is something that could be terribly offensive. Like if it was a white-owned bakery and they really WERE calling President Obama an “oreo”. And maybe they’d have some confederate…

I’m starring this simply because it’s accurate.

Omg Obama... yes daddy

Well I look like Ivanka, so that’s troubling. Being Trump’s dreamgirl doppelganger.

I’m an on-again-off-again anorexic buuuuut I’ve got two toddlers that I feed really really well. Meat, veg, fruit. Whole grains, full-fat dairy. Homemade and fresh. I’d be lying if I said I don’t overthink things, but I always let them eat to appetite, I’m conscious to eat with them at the table. I’m trying really…

Whaaaat??? That’s a thing? Like a hashtag things white people do? Full disclosure; I’m white and don’t use a washcloth.

*gently* No, my friend.

What really grinds my gears is those gross giant milkshakes with cream and candy on top and then a piece of cake and a bunch of gooey sauce all up the outside with like crushed up pretzels and bacon poking outta the sauce. THEN, TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY IT’S GOT SOME FLIMSY PAPER STRAW.

I’d still go there tho

Maybe it’s a typo and they meant ‘friendly mom’ and you go to Fredericks and there are cool moms there who are happy and funny and wear nice-but-not-too-nice outfits and they like the same stuff on netfix and their kids are chill with your kids and no one is allergic to anything.

Yeah Bobby, wtf mate? They’re like the literal DEFINITION of A-listers.

You can judge a commentariat by how they treat their most grey members. Keep on rocking, Real Janelle.

Can confirm. Am Australian social worker.

Ughh yeah it’s really gnarly imho. I love the smell of armpits and morning breath (ya know, if you love or lust someone) but semen is just like bleach and blech.