1. I do approve of the threats she’s getting. Fuck that shit!

I feel like he did give it to intended recipients. I mean, strip clubs are where the working single mothers and the struggling college students are, right? /s

I promise you, collectively, black people are even more hung up on hygiene.

i cant wait for the day when i read his name is followed by “was grisly murdered during a fight he started”

I got bored with the Top Cat one, so enjoy it anime style instead.

Hey, it’s not like he did something that “usher[s] in the destruction of the social fabric,” like saying a word to a cop that he doesn’t like. I’m sure this guy will receive the stiffest punishment pigs are eligible to receive, which is a stern “stop it” couple with a month’s paid vacation.

Placed on leave? Fire this monster and arrest him.

I would pay cash money to see this happen. CASH. MONEY.

If they do this I will buy a Russell Wilson jersey and sport it everywhere I go. And I live nowhere near Seattle and am not a Seahawks fan like that.

So you MUST be talking about this part:

This was a thing of beauty. 

Prince was one of the most brolic mofos who ever lived and not once did I question his sexual orientation...nor cared.  Anyone who questions Billy Dee on this, ain’t worth a flying fuck off a high dive.  

A sworn officer of the law, lying to his boss the duly elected Mayor, is infinitely worse than a private citizen lying about a crime.

Jussie can be a liar and Eddie Johnson can be a corrupt, lying-ass cop. Both can be true. Now, when there’s a new story about Jussie, then maybe I’ll comment about Jussie. However, right now, this story is about Eddie Johnson’s corrupt ass getting fired. So you can miss me with this sorry excuse for trolling.

“After 31 years on the force, Johnson was set to retire in January. But considering the police department he oversaw is in dire need of a culture change, the city of Chicago might consider this an early Christmas present.”

“Oh Grandfather, help me CLOCK this fool!” *WHACK*

Seriously.  This lady is workout inspiration

When swinging a grandfather clock like a bat (as one does), the appropriate catch phrase is...

Okay this works on so many levels. First WHAM-TV? Oh yes i mean the only thing that would’ve made it better would be if the station call letters were WHIP as in you got your ass whipped. Second him screaming like a punk is just some shit that is the icing on the cake. Get this woman on Trevor Noah or the Tonight Show…

Willie Murphy, guess what?