My thoughts and prayers are with the jaguar. That’s good for the jumping jack flash bitch who jumped over the barrier.

I wish I could give you 100 stars.

AHHHHH that’s a no. I love Ron, but this isn’t going to work. Sorry, not sorry!

I thought I was the only one. Pink Lady apples are the shit. Love them.

Now I can’t unsee your damn response. Thank you for truly fucking up my raining day Wednesday.

They hold homeowners and business owners responsible when their security alarms go off for no apparent reason, they need to do the same thing for these foolish ass white folks.

You got tears flowing down my face. That shit is hilarious. 

What the hell did “BeckySue” think that Ms. Carroll did for money...turn tricks? The woman is 78 and most likely retired. Smgdh

I worked for HD for 5 years while I was in college and graduate school in the 90s. I left after I received my master’s in criminal justice. I never looked back. After I heard that the CEO of the company had endorsed Trump, I definitely took my business to Lowe’s and other home improvement stores. 

Can someone find me the world’s smallest violin to play for this here bastard? 

The “2018 Bitch-Please”Award goes to....drumroll please.....all these foolish as crackas. Gimme a damn break.

I don’t know about that. I think they are covering up something. My gut tells me it’s more to this story.

Me too. I’m ready now. I got the receiver in one hand and ready to dial

This is the exact reason why we write “big” and “little” on the joker cards.

This bastard-of-a-hoe is useless. Get off your lazy ass and stop being thirsty behind someone else’s money. Damn dude.

I feel you on that with the spiders. They would have to call the coroner for me.