Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.

Aww. I love Patton and his reaction is so sweet. He said on MFM that when the GSK was caught that it would be like losing another connection to Michelle. I’m sure this is gratifying, but so bittersweet for him and Michelle’s co-authors. They talked at length about her dogged, unflinching pursuit of this case and how…

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.

Ha ha ha, yeah I was thinking about him facing off with the stoney-eyed Stoneman Douglas students tomorrow. Will he want to keep teaching there?! Talk about a shit show.

3) Think about what you want to eat for lunch. (2 hours later) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW?! I told you to think about it!

Paid parental leave, affordable childcare, universal health care, and quality public education would also help tremendously I would think.

Considering her father doesn’t understand that Amazon pays to ship packages, or that all his tariffs on Chinese goods are killing the stock market, as well as seriously hurting farmers, who sell the majority of soy beans to China, I’m sure this, like most deals done by a Trump, was just lets do something we can…

If the pro-life movement focused on sex ed and access to birth control, the number of abortion procedures would drop.

Bet Javanka were genuinely confused when Richards turned down that sweet deal.

• “Bring whatever you want; I’m not carrying it.” (Ends up carrying everyone’s bags, water, coats, umbrellas)
  

One of my fondest memories is my father chanting “40 bucks... everything here costs 40 bucks...” multiple times when we went to the Grand Canyon, because any activity there outside just looking at the Grand Canyon apparently costs 40 bucks per person back in 1994.

I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

I’m thinking you can Youtube that kind of thing, like how I figured out how to clear the error code on my dishwasher.

I think we’re at the stage of the origin story where the whole of Gotham loves the Penguin.

He’s a venture capitalist and a bit of a strong persona but given how he’s probably the world leader for not killing the planet right now I say good for him.

So bizarrely accurate on that prairie dog comparison....

I’ve never seen the movie, but I read the books to my kid, and when he was just almost 3 he told me, “We should kill the Cat in the Hat.”

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

It’s a fight between insufferable people, and I don’t know who to root for. Can I be Team Meteor Destroys Everyone?

I half expected that they were going to get DeVoe, tell them “Look, you’re gonna blow up, too, unless you can figure a way out of this,” and have them come up with the painfully obvious solution everyone else overlooked.