Julie Andrews declined to participate. She didn’t want to steal Emily’s thunder. Practically perfect in every way.

Screaming severed heads helped make me the man I am today.

Yielding?

I’m guessing you’re a teacher? My dad has likewise seen his three day weekend turn into six days.

Kansas City, Missourian here. At the office when we heard about his indictment we celebrated with drinks, and passed around an iphone with his glorious mugshot.

Yes. It’s a little known trivia about our AR-wielding gov. He totally is Le Chiffre.

As a Missourian I can’t say how elated I am when we hit national news, of any sort. As a PROGRESSIVE Missourian, being able to share this shitstain’s mugshot is the pinnacle of my fucking month.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. And let’s not forget my distinguished governor’s penchant for trying to avoid MO’s sunshine law by using an app that doesn’t allow screenshots and automatically deletes messages. And his unwillingness to share with the public how much his inauguration cost. And the delightful way he…

He’s bff with Pence and had big ambitions so this is delightful. His own party in the state legislature hate him so I’d say he’s pretty unlikable. Not looking good, but did you know he was a Navy Seal?

Oh God we can ALL relate to this

“Availed” — I do not think that word means what you think it means. 

Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

I can’t wait for the My Favorite Murder episode on how he’s a piece of shit who duped all these people so he could have secondhand murderation.

Sorry, edit: He couldn’t have reasonably NOT thought....

Good god. Fenn has either designed The Most Dangerous Game (intentionally), or his hoax got out of hand and he’s refusing to acknowledge any responsibility for the loss of human life. Fucked up, regardless.

It is literally all I’ve been thinking about all day. I mean, the legs, back, glute and core strength it must take to do this...a girl could really enjoy that.

Smoking gun, part 2. I’m a full-on Tessa and Scott truther now.

Like, think of how strong he must be.

The best part is when he says, “I’ve read.”

Yup - saw this the other day and that sealed it for me. Did you notice when she gives him the ‘look’ he tries to cover it up by saying, “... I read.”