The problem with Gamergate is you can't satirize these people. I can't stress this enough: the wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women."

"I feel threatened now, which isn't fair. Sure she felt threatened, too, but it wasn't a real threat, which she had no way of knowing because I purposely made it look like a real threat. I don't understand!"

That's actually pretty cute. My parents didn't encourage my creepyness, I was just born that way. They actually told me to tone down my vocab when I started school because they were afraid other kids wouldn't like me.

As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…

I was a creepy child, as in I was bad at socializing and I knew too many words. Essentially, I was a very small old person who read encyclopedias and watched daytime television. I was also bald (which my mom tried to cover with tiny hats) for the first few years of life to complete the picture.

"My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short."

They're actually bad. (NPR, PBS, VICE)

99% of my work wardrobe is Talbots. Good quality and well, I bought this dress from there because look who wore it. It also has pockets.

When I wrote "her," I wasn't referring to North.

It's an OUTSTANDING pantsuit. Not only is she really good at country music, she's actually really good at country fashion. Not everyone understands the glorious virtues of a good old-fashioned country music pantsuit.

I am never ordering any wine except Piglio Griglio ever again. This should be easy as I don't drink wine. Well, except for Sham-pinny, of course!

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

This is so, so heartbreaking. What kind, gentle, bright and beautiful young people. Fuck.

"So it's gonna be forever,

I can see you are really getting into the swing of things by using this movie to hurt your partner! ;-). Seriously though, there needs to be a safe word for "no way in hell am I going to see 50 Shades with you."

Oh my God...every one of these articles about how bad "Fifty Shades of Grey" is going to be make me THAT much more excited to see it. I wish I had taken a picture of my husband's look of twisted pain when I told him that we're going to get a sitter and go see it on Valentine's Day.

he is only hot when he is fuzzy.

you can go even further with that; the movie is bad because the books were bad because they were based on the twilight books which were also terrible. You can only pile shit ontop of shit so far before you have to stand back and admit that your tower is made of crap.