That top video is more suspenseful than 40% of the movies I see.

It's just irritating and imprecise. Especially coming from a New Yorker. I've been to New York. It's a great place. But the city's reputation for being populated by brusque assholes is well-deserved. Additionally, every time someone heard I was from Missouri, I got questions like "What was it like growing up on a…

This is not exlusive to the Midwest, either - I think just more rural areas. We took my dad and his wife to Korean BBQ to try something new when they were visiting recently, and we thought it was very reasonably priced at about $25 per person. They insisted on paying even though I kept trying to steal the check…

As a Midwesterner (who has lived outside the Midwest more than once), the idea of being just SHOCKED that people from the coasts (especially East) like to rip on "flyover country" is hilarious. And really not very Midwestern! Proper Midwestern response is to silently exclaim to yourself that these elitist bozos have…

KIRK CAMERON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AS PAYMENT

So I'll edit this as I read further, but so far just for the first story.

met Nelson Mandela a month before he passed away

A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.

Good point, and what better way to trap her than knocking her up!

Because old condoms weren't single use like they are today.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

ALL THESE SPARSE EYEBROWS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING

Ladies, I cannot stress enough how important a nice, tight casing is for your kielbasa. And if you aren't using the mustards I recommended, I will stop you and apply them myself.

Most of this is the sort of insanity I expect from a sorority, but ... what on earth is the problem with wavy hair?

Elsewhere in Hades, cash-starved cyborg Kourtney Kardashian sent her sister Kim a cease and desist letter for using her likeness without permission in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood;

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

can I just say that the character of Amy is a actually a cat, personified?

Serial was not purely for entertainment - it was presented in an entertaining manner, but in reality, Koening did her best to try present the material in a very neutral way. For one, there is no way to really decide whether or not if Adnan was involved except to any degree you believe it or not. We don't have any…

I tried to answer some of the questions to myself and found that I could only answer about a third of the Set 1 questions. I am allegedly a shallow husk of a human being with no conscious experience or capability of introspection or self-reflection.

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.