turtlewexler
Turtle Wexler
turtlewexler

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate

I have some fondness for the city, but it's surrounded by the county. Most of the county can and should go fuck itself.

I love my city, and to see the racial divide we have on a daily basis is heartbreaking. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

The drink baby passed out in mashed potatoes took this story to another level...Bravo.

One Thanksgiving, my teeth were just starting to come in. I was miserable and crying. My material grandmother, a lovely and tiny woman from Ireland, decided the best thing for me was to rub whiskey on my gums. Unfortunately, she didn't realize my paternal grandfather, an ex-Navy Italian from Queens, was doing the same

Garth is a legend. He's been a prominent supporter of gay rights (his sister is a lesbian) in the front of some pretty hideous criticism from country fans. Songs like 'We shall be free' (also shared here) show that he's one of those Christians who think the love one another stuff is more important than the eye for an

Um, I know they're all flyover states to you, but Ferguson is in Missouri.

I bet that asshole, Chris Gaines, will be performing in his place.

I have read several (the only title I can remember is My Sister's Keeper, the rest are just a blur) and I can not recommend a single one. The most telling description is "23 novels in 22 years". They all have a ripped from the headlines, pounded out on a word processor in six weeks, feel to them. They are not

Jodi Picault's books are pretty much at the same level as Nicholas Sparks'- both write cheesy, airport book-stand novels.

"Yes, because the biggest and most dangerous scandal the Kennedys have ever had with women was definitely Taylor Swift buying some nearby property."

Now I want to watch a movie where Anna Kendrick is a ghost who makes people cake.

As someone with an English degree, I have actually read Infinite Jest all the way through - twice - and know others who have, but I will give you this: we all range from insufferable to The Worst. I am personally awful.

I once had an "Actor" show up to a date still wearing lipstick from his job (singing carols at a christmas market...nice acting, broham) and then proceed to criticize me for wearing too much makeup. He also said "Your pictures didn't suggest you'd be fat" and I was like "I literally have a full body shot on okcupid.

People who snidely correct your use of the English language, doubly so when they're actually wrong. Anyone who mocks your childhood crushes.

My boyfriend when I was 19, who was white, decided that dreadlocks expressed who he really was. I broke up with him the next day.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

she looks like a cartoon villain. and i love it.

I will never understand how Jason Momoa is not the biggest star in the world. He is SO effing GORGEOUS.