Are you having trouble with your bowel movements? That is a good thing. This is the cheese binding all of the toxins into one dense brick. The more it hurts, the cleaner you will feel.

1) Now I'm going to look up soup recipes because now I want soup but not for $79

Yes, what kind of dysfunctional weirdo gets an overwhelming urge to taste high-end bath products because they're all pretty colors and they smell good??? *shifty eyes*

I really just wish Clara's blandness would turn out to be fatal and then Peter Capaldi's eyebrows could get a companion that doesn't just take the shape of whatever plot device they need that week.

What the fuck is wrong with you

He'll rip your lungs out, Jim! I'd like to meet his tailor.

Those were clearly vampires. Possibly werewolves.

When I was a kid, I loved cheese more than anything. We went to a salad bar that had this giant bowl of cheese squares down at the end, by the rolls, which were under a warming light. I got about 15 cheese squares on my salad, not believing how lucky I was at this previously unknown bounty. SO MUCH CHEESE. I got back…

I just came down here to make exactly the same comment. CLEARLY WEREWOLVES.

Yeast is delicious on popcorn. Gives it a cheesy flavor. Vegans use it all the time to add a savory quality to food that doesn't contain any animal products.

sometimes i just think you want people to fight you

Did anyone check if those steak people were werewolves? Did they ask if the silverware was stainless steel? I wouldn't go out on a full mo0n around that city.

I don't think that at all. Honestly, I doubt many do.

I still haven't forgiven them for moving everything online, to be totally honest.

I legitimately want one of these and I'm genuinely upset that I can't buy one.

I didn't have any pictures of me, but here is my son, dressed as Minnie Mouse, with the microphone he is planning on spending the rest of his life with. #loveislove

Amen sister. Fellow punk ass book jockey here.

Librarians are awesome. That's all I have to say.

I'm offended as a woman AND as a librarian.