Tara Reid is looking like if you did one of those photo blends with Christina Aguilera and Kaitlin Olson.

How do you feel about American Pie?

I was always "meh" about that song, but damn did it give me chills when used on Person of Interest.

"On the Turning Away" is still applicable 30 years later.

EB White's house is for sale, too, for the price of 14.5 Pet Sematary houses:
http://bangordailynews.com/…

What if the president looks like a Hutt?

I don't know if this account is real or not, but it gives me some small joy:

That was what my credit union's online calculator said, but I'm sure they aren't the best resource. My state has a good energy conservation program (give you free LED bulbs during a home inspection) that I got my furnace and loan through, so I'm sure they have incentives for solar panels.

Rum Ham 2020!

No, any white fluid dribbling out of the corner of Bannon's mouth is not going to be milk.

First-stage symptoms include attention deficits as well as disorientation, dizziness, and headaches. Second-stage symptoms include memory loss, social instability, erratic behavior, and poor judgment. Third and fourth stages include progressive dementia, movement disorders, hypomimia, speech impediments, tremors,…

Ohhhh, that's why he thinks it's a compliment when people call his presidency a horrorshow.

that distinction belongs to the Anthony Hopkins hokefest Hearts In Atlantis

Are we sure he isn't referring to the robbery scene in American History X?

I guess? It was more like Spider-man's origin, though, since it involved radioactive mosquitos.

It probably is. I had a couple companies send me things that I chucked before I figured out what was going on. If you have National Grid, they have a supplier list on their site:

Yeah, my neighbors have panels on their south-facing roof. I'd have to put them on the east side since I like the trees on the west side. I have a small house, though, so I also need to wait for solar panels to get even cheaper because my bills are low enough that it would take me 20 years to pay off the panels with…

Oh, good, you made the comment I wanted to make. This means we'd be able to deport him, right?

Pfft, he wouldn't be able to stay upright with a shotgun hand. He's not used to balancing something bigger than a Noisy Cricket at the end of his arm.

We will also accept Piranhaconda or Mansquito.