It's not that a hatchling can't walk around it, it's that an adult will just walk through it, potentially knock it down, and then drown as its entangled in it if it drags it back to the ocean. There's some lovely pictures online of dead, 250+ lb turtles entrapped, dead, and bloated with rot in beach furniture if you…

I don't know about species sent to Asian markets in Asia, but in Asian markets in the US I'm usually seeing red-eared sliders and soft shelled turtles. We had an incident in the last few years where someone bought soft shelled turtles and tried releasing them near the ocean only for them to all wash up dead since…

It was 6 AM. I was answering the question posited in the title.

They're not mean, they just don't have a full shell to hide in and will defend themselves if cornered. Animals don't generally like attacking you with their face since they need it to eat and sense the world.

This will be biased since my life is turtle conservation, but this article is ill-informed shit.

Have you tried spooning him?

And now he looks like the bug from Men in Black took over the body of an 80s teen movie villain.

They do have that throat numbing spray for sore throats…

Remember, kids, hate is bad. You'll look like that above at 63 even though you looked like this at 21:

Well it is hurricane season.

I'm only in the 5th season of the Clone Wars, so I don't know if it would work with the story, but I would loooooooove a live action Ahsoka in this Obi-Wan movie.

Pigs are smarter. And, I'm assuming, tastier.

Largely, yes, but there's still racism. I work in Boston, live a couple towns over. My town was like 52% Clinton.

Ugh, now I feel unoriginal.

I'm sure Etsy has them in all sorts of taste levels.

Well, CNN, which is equivalent to the Onion based on Trumpy.

Maybe her middle name is Racist.

That was Katrina Pierson who followed up the criticism with this charming tweet:

It is a succinct summation of Trump’s entire political platform.

They really found a vile character in that Cantwell guy (from Boston?!).