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I knew someone in college who could impersonate the voices of most of the Muppets and would sing Rainbow Connection like they do at the end of The Muppet Movie. It's amazing.

You usually have to be a health hazard to yourself or others, so unless you're standing in traffic or throwing up, you're probably okay.

I just read the actual article, so I threw an edit in the post. I'll still call him a moron since I'm sure there's something dumb he's done, like his FAKE NEWS-ing the cop or signing on for Fantastic 4.

Yeah, I just read the actual LA Times article.

Of cock?

SAG only has the really weird names left.

How does this photo make you feel?

That's your Mr. Not-So-Fantastic, am I right?

Jared's a beard.

That really bugged me about Planet Earth. Watch this footage of sea otters mating, with this romantic music playing over it.

I love Greenland sharks! There was one caught with a whole reindeer in its stomach. There's also an episode of River Monsters where they might be the basis behind the Loch Ness monster. One of the Shark Weeks had a cool episode about them, too, with the Dirty Jobs guy.

I'm disappointed this is how far I had to get before a Firefly reference was made.

Shark is tiburón. Yes, like the Hyundai.

I didn't think she was very good on Riverdale. Stranger Things seemed to use her enough to keep the audience from noticing.

Hey, Tim Curry was in that movie!

That's not aging, that's what being a toxic asshole does to you.

Bottlenose dolphins?