People can drown in 2 inches, so a little raccoon face wouldn't take much.

Now I'm wondering if they think the same of other mammals or if their brains can't draw those comparisons.

I find these threads lactose puns.

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'

That movie with Robert Pattinson and Claire from Lost

It's clearly ♫ I love rock 'n roll

It can be 2 Spoiler Spaces!

Please be Mattis, please be Mattis, please be Mattis.

Yup:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/al…

I mean, anything dead is going to smell bad.

I read the kid is in a coma and his father thinks the Rodman trip is to cover up that story.

And I have my dream job instead of my desperation job because the economy didn't tank when I graduated college!

I usually see a lot of copies at Goodwill.

but I’m fairly confident that while nitrogen narcosis might cause you to see something that’s not really there, it doesn’t cause you to dream up detailed, lengthy action sequences, complete with jump scares and a false lull.

Yeah, I took issue with this movie's concept when AV Club posted the trailer:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

I don't get Starz. I loved the book, though, so I'll seek it out at some point.

This just makes me want to rewatch the Jack and Hannibal fight from S2.

Oooh, thanks!

Starship Troopers!

How did I not know that Slinky Dog was Ernest?