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Beck serving these let me in Carol Anne looks.

Thank you. White people know exactly what they’re doing when they write these statements. It’s the same shit like when newspapers write “A woman was raped” and not “A man raped a woman”. Passive voice makes it sound like the cops flicked their magic wand and made the shit happen.

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

I’m pretty sure Mariel Hemingway would beg to differ. Didn’t he invite her to go to Paris alone with him when she was still a teenager?

Not nearly enough is being made of that PERFECT “Maybe I can teach you a thing or two about going down on your wife”. Demi wins forever.

unless you’re punching my flexed cheeks (something I frequently make my husband do)

I used to work in a catering service so I’ve been to 200+ weddings.

Either way, it’s safe to say that there are a few other monikers that are far more appropriate Johnson than “Prime Minister.”

Poundland Busey. It is known.

Literally the only reason I learned to fold them neatly is that it’s always mentioned as hard to do. I figured it out, folded 2 really nicely, then stopped doing it because I had beaten the sheets. Now I don’t bother doing it ‘cause the sheets know what I’m capable of.

I’m from Tulare and this is very, very, VERY Central Valley.

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

Just a little bit longer 21

You know, as an actor I should be allowed to play any person

Support the NWSL! All 23 of these champions play stateside. The NWSL just signed a tv deal with ESPN for the rest of the season and Budweiser is now an official sponsor. Not everyone in the league are allocated by USSF, in fact, bunned goddess Ali Krieger isn’t even allocated and she subbed in for an injured Kelley

Um, being a racist and calling someone the n-word is not “drama”.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

You know, I know folks talk about Pedro and the presentation of his sexuality in the mainstream was huge - and it is - but as a Latino, who graduated HS that summer getting ready to attend Harvard that fall, he was the first real representation that no matter all the racism I faced, the nastiness of people telling me

Thanks for writing this. Looking back on it, seeing Pedro on the show was the real lynchpin that started my climb from dyed in the wool conservative Republican (grew up with it, Catholic school indoctrination) to the extremely, um, passionate Progressive I am today. Prior to seeing Pedro, all I knew of homosexuals

If you’re 93, had a good long life, know you’re on the way out, and want to get arrested, at least make yourself useful. Go full Robin Hood and fuck some bad people up. Getting arrested for fun is fucking weird. And, one white lady to another, it’s some privileged bullshit, hun.