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Someone on Groupthink shared this with me earlier so maybe, you're ok?

Would like to see DJ Khaled ask him for the time

I worry the rich don’t know how to enjoy being rich 

Nor have I seen the show.

80s kid here—that abandoned fridge thing fucked me UP for years. I couldn’t have been more that 4/5 ish when that episode aired, but “dead child in abandoned refrigerator” imprinted on my brain in a major way.  Praise be to the Internets for letting my know I’m not alone in this trauma.

You chose my top 3 episodes for the gifs/video for this article!!! Were these everyone’s favorite?

That is such a nice (and appreciated) affirmation for an otherwise gloomy Saturday (Spring has not yet arrived in Northern California). This said, it is pretty hellish in there; I wouldn’t advise it. I am trying to declutter the environs, though!

Whoa...Calm down, Anthony Weiner.

Just do what I do

Gwen Stefani wishes she was an actual riotgrrl. She was more diet riotgrrl back in the day, or riotgrrl lite. 

I believe the look is called “dry thirst.

It should maybe be like church: encourage people to dress well out of respect, but accept everyone as they are and be glad they’re there. I agree with the principal that parents are a child’s first teacher, but damned if you shouldn’t be thrilled they are present and participating, no matter the circumstances of their

My takeaway from those first two episodes (after which I stopped watching) was, “Do these husbands spark joy?”

I will forever stan Octavia Spencer because not only did she come to the Red Cross shelter where I was staying after the wildfires last year, BUT when I thanked her on Twitter a couple weeks later, she sent me a lovely message asking how I was doing.

“Who wants chlorine sweat infused french Brie?”

I don’t know. I think the guy has some really fresh takes on Relationships and I’ve really enjoyed his last few movies and what do you mean it isn’t 1976? Have I been asleep this whole time? 

Sleeping at sea, too, as well.  The pitch and roll action is really relaxing.

So real. Felt very pressured by my parents when I was in my twenties to “see things through” including jobs and relationships. They were often situations that were abusive but I couldn’t always articulate that part to them in a way they could hear it. So much so, that I became depressed and suicidal, because I was