That is some "Grey Gardens" shit right there.

But there are great gems out there like this

That's right. Nothing more grotesque than a woman trying to conform to beauty standards by using tools invented to help women conform to beauty standards. How dare any woman be anything less than naturally stunningly gorgeous at every age and in every circumstance?

A Google image search for bag of dick yields some very interesting results.

And like MY grandfather used to say, "Want 20 bucks? TOO BAD *cackles*"

Look, I found an unretouched picture of Lindsey Graham

The intentional half-tuck of the shirt jumped out at me straightaway, too, so I'm glad you mentioned it. It's rather distracting, as is wondering if he's fully toilet-trained yet.

For some reason Hilary Duff getting divorced makes me feel really really old.

As a newborn my son would only be soothed by a rousing rendition of "16 Going on 17" from The Sound of Music. Why I decided to sing him a song performed by a misogynistic Nazi I'll never know. I blame hormones and sleep deprivation.

I can barely be bothered to change my kid out of his pajamas. Fancy hats, shoes, and sunglasses? That is some next level shit.

True dat Anna.

"wife's favourite fruity cocktail on request."

My accepted definition of racism is prejudice plus power. So in that conception, you can't be racist against white people. Therefore, what I said is not racist.

If you don't like that definition we can use "prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that…

All odds? No. It's just a struggle against you. That pithy enough for you?

This is the best argument so far. You can be 100% annoyed with the way they're peddling their message, but if you say "I'm not gonna buy this because the message is exploitive!" and *then* go shop at Target or Walmart or the like, you've chosen to support an infrastructure that actually hurts women like these. We're…

I may have excessive pride in my accomplishments. But keep in mind how proud you are of these last two pissant responses.

The slogan for so much of what we buy should be, "It doesn't really help, but it will make you feel like you did."

What you need is an ounce of compassion and maybe a little humility.

I've only told people I knew for certain were sympathetic to the cause because after taking so long to accept that it wasn't my fault, I really can't bear the thought of somebody telling me it was or doubting me.

I'm going to feed you. In the vain hope my answer's so rich it clogs your arteries.