Black women are inconceivably beautiful, and they seemingly don’t ever age. Eli’s mom is no exception. And personality to boot?? Mr. Apple ain’t no fool.
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The penultimate fast food meal. There is literally no way to make fast food less healthy than to combine it into 1 dish and add a ton of big mac sauce. I love that they put jack daniels in every meal too. I imagine that it actually tastes pretty good in a meat sauce.
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There’s a bacon plate about 20 seconds in. Not quite a bacon box but sort of the same thing.
That Take is Hot...I hope you are wearing a flame retarded suit
Sure, but it’s fine to make fun of little people and cripples, huh?
“Yo, quit saying I’m dead.”
Wait till you hear her music.
I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.
Didn’t the Schwab get unceremoniously shit canned by ESPN a few years ago? I loved that guy. Stump the Schwab was literal must-see TV for me in middle school.
I’ve lived in Pennsylvania for 31 years. I don’t even know what our flag looks like. Is there a keystone on it?
Mr. Meeseeks, can you take two strokes off my cat-fucking game?
Counterpoint: virtually every play that makes it into a SportsCenter Top 10 highlight is a defensive play.
Hey hey hey! It's Matt Albers!
No good Clippers!
How do you line up re: kids on the lawn?
For all the talk about electing Schilling to the HOF, the fact remains that the skinny black kid from Manoguayabo, Republica Dominicana is the one who got in AND is still Red Sox Nation’s favorite pitcher over the last 30 years. Schilling put ketchup in a sock and thinks they allows him to get in when on the two teams…
Wow. Tirico to Ian Eagle (who I believe is like the 3rd or 4th string play by play for CBS)? Thats a pretty big drop. There is literally nothing exceptional or memorable about Ian Eagle besides he insists on pronouncing his name eye-in. And he is about the most boring, whitest dude imaginable. Like a vanilla ice cream…
Obviously false as he was actually possessed once