I will not stand for your pro-spider propaganda. If they’re so awesome, why are they so fucking terrifying?

In a list of Worst People Ever, Ranked the end would look like this:

The man is throwing children over 16 foot fences into yards and garages? He’s throwing children AT children in sandboxes?

adequate man doesnt watch that fucking show.

What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?

Step one treat her like the hooker she is.

I like to get a ball on the fork about the size of a medium-sized dog’s testicle, with about 3 to 4 inches hanging down that you suck in.

It’s dunking and it’s not close. I have been playing pick-up basketball since I was 16. The courts I play at are mostly black guys. I have seen plenty of white dudes come through and shoot about as well from distance in pick-up as Curry does in an NBA game. They get some appreciation, but it’s not like people haven’t…

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

Everyone please be very chill and elegant while on the court. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sleeping. Here is a picture of Steph Curry wearing a tuxedo and sitting on a float in a pool. Here is a picture of Steph Curry sinking a contested three from 30 feet. Notice how in all three photos he is relaxed, very chill,…

I was so incredulous that both Jackson and Van Gundy agreed Iguodola needed a tech (I often disagree with Jackson, rarely with JVG). Players need the leeway to fucking react to things, whether it’s getting hit, or a call going against them, or somebody (on the court or in the stands) saying something outlandishly…

Trump: What’s San Francisco famous for again? Curry? I love Indian food! I love Indians! I deal with the Indians all the time.

Once one of baseball’s most decadurabolin players, after his playing career Bonds realizes he will grow old nandrolone.

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Kotaku. Remember, Emma Carmichael was a Deadspin writer for awhile before she became EIC over there.

I’d make a joke about Greeks and their money problems, but that seems like low hanging yogurt.

I’d like to confirm that I did not invest in The Ringer. No need to get in touch, Kevin.