I wouldn’t group Ricky in there. He just got super high, and realized he preferred that instead of having his brain scrambled.

Football Affluenza Kid.

Except for that one part where the ball beats him by a full step. But, yeah.

“Out of” is also a shape. A shape I am currently in.

The guy about to commit suicide in the background really adds to the mise-en-scène.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

Kerr is the best part. +1

you know I haven’t seen him play.

Lol. He seems like a good enough guy, but I’ve watched his career pretty closely, and at some point with every team he coaches (Zombie Sonics, Bucks, Denver, and even earlier with the Cavs in the 80's), it becomes a situation where management has to choose between him and the star that he doesn’t get along with. And…

“I said, ‘I’m not big on school,’ and I will back that up,” he says.

Let’s see how drunk/arrested Furcal is, and I think Marcus Giles is still probably in a softball league somewhere.

Best I can do is 327 feet.

Good to see Rick from Pawn Stars parlayed his success into an MLB gig.

Fenway has the amazing ability to turn line drives and popups into homers (and homers into doubles or singles). What a silly place.

“‘Get out of here or I have a gun.’ And he goes, ‘Fuck y’all, I got one too.’ And he grabs the gun and then he shoots him in the back. He’s dead.”

Football: Turf v. Grass. Crown of the field (Dallas is known for a big crown, for example.) Oakland still has a baseball diamond in early fall - I beleive it messed up a kick this year.
Soccer: There is no standard size for a field. Width and length can vary within set parameters.
Hockey: The height of the boards…

when he says ‘distracted us’

is that in like a Golum/Smeagol kinda way?

I work with a guy that tried to kill himself a couple years back. Not a cry for help type. But a gun to the face type. Luckily, he lived and seems to be in a much better place. I have been a lot nicer to him the last few years. Mainly for self preservation, I mean if he can shoot himself in the fucking face, I see no…

WHY IS THIS SHIT FUNNY LITERALLY EVERY TIME?!