saleing*

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Somebody tell Donny Baseball this is NOT how you scout in this day and age.

That’s the difference between a Pete Rozelle and this chromosome-deficient asshole. Trump — a terrible businessman — would run circles around Roger Goodell today, and we’d wind up with TrumpBall Presented by AT&T (f/k/a NFL) football on Sundays while the inbreds who own 70% of the league now counted their cash, and…

Leave the stench behind? He IS the stench. He is an oft-injured one dimensional gunner. There ia no way in hell the Clips or any other team serious about a title would go anywhere near his albatross of a salary.

Is this a real opinion or is the joke that you know the reputations of d-league refs?

Well on the one hand he’s a freak and can do anything, so he’s got that going for him. But on the other hand he’s Greek, so there is a great chance he just retires early to become a European man of leisure.

This went A LOT better than the time Timothy Treadwell visited Grizzlies camp.

“Hey Dan, trade the #1 pick with a bright future, who also happens to play my preferred position, for Kevin Love or I don’t come back to Cleveland.”

Take a good look, RGIII. LeBron is much better than you, and he’s from here, and this shit is still breaking him. You fucked up man.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

When I was a kid we had a 30 foot tall pine tree in our front yard next to our driveway. It looked like a Christmas tree except for the fact my father had cut out an area that my younger brother and I could use as a fort. It was still enlosed 80% of the way around the base. We had a small picnic table in there. We’d…

Name one thing better to do where you can sit with your pants off, in peace, commenting on the internet, while smelling your own shit? That’s about as close to true happiness as you can get.

The NCAA discouraging betting on brackets is right up there with Q-Tips putting a warning on their box telling people not to insert them into the ear. Really? If anyone actually followed that edict, Q-Tips would be out of business by next Wednesday.

Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

i disagree...i think it’s rather poorly written and his stream of consciousness writing style is both hard to follow and poor “journalism”

It’s not just the proofreading though. Stuff like this:

Yeah, I didn’t want to say it because I don’t like to be mean. But he’s... not a very good writer.

You’re a professional writer and you think the phrase is, “on the lamb?”