I'm definitely with you on a lot of these. One thing I learned (that might be less applicable to everyone) is: the right people can take an otherwise dull experience and make it a thousand times better.

Which brings us around to Fermi's Paradox. They must really hate us. Maybe we're the intergalactic penal colony? Explains mosquitos and traffic jams...

Just Let It Go.

I can't be the only one that thought of this when reading the first picture caption.

My yard hides a canyon deeper than that even; it's just full of dirt.

― C.S. Lewis

I really can't wait until Luke joins the Avengers.

Everybody hates hackers in the comments.
But everybody would have been eaten by raptors in Jurassic Park if Lex didn't hack the computer system... so...

"look how awesome we are!
We even have a troll picture as our twitter picture, we are so witty!"

"Yay! We temporarily inconvenienced a bunch of people! WOOOOOO!"

No, much less debilitating.

You think that's bad?

Take a peek at what internet providers charge Canadians...

Nah.
I did 82 hours straight. As long as you eat, drink, and stretch your legs.

It's a weird experience. You hear strange things.

Calling it.

This.