I think that marketing agency should just get more work. That campaign was so effective that I sat down to watch this movie last night, pretty sure that I had heard good things.

“This poster has no dick.”

Too be fair Mario Kart 8 is a solid game. Ain’t no Mario Kart DS but it’s worlds better than MK Wii and MK7. Just sayin’.

In 2019 the movie industry made $41 billion and the music industry made $19 billion.
Video games made $152 billion.

“But you said you wanted bipartisanship!”

Too late. Anna Kendrick beat her to it.

Amy Pascal: WHO CARES, HE’S GONNA BE WITH VENOM NOW! WE’LL NEED ANOTHER TANK OF LOBSTERS!

This comment is just as stupid as playing a flight leak.

Found the edgy hot-take. Stand back, you can’t handle this guy’s cool, folks.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

I mean, if you can do 100 pushups/situps/squats and a 10k run then you’re already in pretty damn good shape.

Shrek SuperSlam is better than Brawl. Diverticulitis is better than Brawl. 

Yeah, but not the RIGHT KIND of diverse...

Anyone who thinks this is a problem is a true moron. Overwatch’s heroes are pretty damned diverse.

Yeah, this is making me ashamed to be a gamer. It is just flat out embarrassing.

It’s astounding to me how these nerds are screaming themselves into rage-comas because a phone toy isn’t directly marketed to them.

Holy shit, Gamers are trash.  Just don’t play it if you’re that mad.  Christ...

BREAKING: White woman says black man doesn’t know anything about a subject he’s intimately familiar with, immediately falls back on the “you can’t say shit to me because I’m a white woman” excuse the second she gets called out on it.

This is social media. Kinja is every bit the Skinner Box that fb and Twitter are. 

All responses to anything she says, ever, should begin with “Listen, bitch...”

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…