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This is super unfortunate, but frankly, sega has had no idea how to run a video game company since the dream cast.

They ignore market trends, customer feedback, the screaming of the internet, their sales, etc. Yeah... im surprised they were able to coast off pachinko this long. 

people have money but dont have friends. This is the equivalent of trying too hard at a party. 

Say what you will about streamers and pokimane specifically, but this is a hell of a message. “Stop giving rich people your money”. Fucking right. I have never understood this to begin with.

Stop. Paying. Rich. People. 

Thats the issue with any game that last a few years.
Levels dont actually matter. You grinded out those levels so you could do the current content, not so you had a 6 min head start on the next expansion. This is just how it goes. Just remember, its a number and it doesnt actually mean anything. 

SO 2 things: It doesnt look fake because real guns look like toys now. It should be illegal to make guns look like friendly kids toys but unfortunately *real guns* are pink and green and adorable and its fucking *insane*.

Second thing: *that doesnt make this okay*. This kid is at home, with his family, *and in class*.

Wrong. They themselves have talked about how HBO offered them not only a full run for season 8 but an additional 2 seasons if they wanted it.

They said “no. It was always a *whatever amount of episodes it was* series, and thats all it needs to be.”

Yes, they did great work, but do not pretend they arent the reason

I agree with all of this, but those guys literally threw in the towel in season 6 and the whole world recognized it immediately. To take a show as good as GoT and literally say “ fuck it we’re bored” with zero respect for the fans is a pretty good sign that you dont deserve more work. Theres a reason Disney canned

“rape and women getting shot by crossbows”

MEN HAD THEIR PENISS CHOPPED OFF AND CHILDREN WERE BURNED ALIVE AND HUNG

Yup, welcome to the year 2000 when games met the internet and charged you for stuff.

You dont *have* to buy these things. No one has a gun to your head. Also, all of the content updates are free. Thats new charactetrs, story lines, game modes, etc. 

So the spending loop is pretty reasonable. You can use those credits earned from one battle pass to buy another. So you can basically get a shit ton of cosmetics and whatever for just the initial $10.

Okaaay its a character icon. lets all calm down a bit. 

Yeah! Fuck them for making a statement based on numbers....
How dare they!

Listing games “women” play based on the numbers you have from the players is not sexist. It might not be the whole picture, it might not be what *you, a woman* plays, and it might be worded kinda lazily.... but it isnt sexist to say “here are

Its wild to me that these CEOs cant see how obvious this late game capitalism greed is directly destroying environment they need to survive...

Can we stop assuming that someone is stealing something because it resembles something else? As if Tailor Swift (who I dont care for) needs to give a fuck at all about what she calls something, let alone enough to steal it from a little known business...

Maybe next time just “hey T swift, that logo belongs to a small

Yeaaaah, on behalf of reasonable white people, I apologize for this attention starved voyeur likely 1 dose too up on some m. 

Let him flail. Those riled up by this were riled up to begin with. He isnt winning any new votes with shit like this, and itll push away those wacky “undecided” people.

I mean... I hope...

Er, this is america I’m talking about... nevermind.  The world is fucked. 

I was like “why is this so familiar....”
How *the fuck* did they think this was a good idea? lol like, its not end of the world offensive, but its insensitive, tone deaf, and most importantly its stupid as fuck in 2020.

Fire your PR and media people, Ubisoft. They arent doing their job.

Its “The Root” take on *anything*. 

This kind of hard “wokeness” is like a computer program.
It doesnt see context, or intent, or people. It combs media fo minute details and connections associated with social injustice and assaults everything close to the red flag with impunity. Like the Terminator killing every Sara Conner in the phone book.

It doesnt

lmao right? Who the fuck is their lawyer that they thought this was a defense????

“Hi, yes, I’m a racist so they were the ones at fault.”