So the boss fight I saw had some great ideas, but dragged on waaaay too long for having seemingly 2 button mash combos and a kamehameha. Lots of the same shit over and over.

You should get over that.

Well, thats one way to pre-tank your career. 

K, so, one thing about all this “they did it in the movies!” thing.. yeah, those movies got that from somewhere. Comic books. That this game is also based on.

The only character I really noticed movements specifically from the film was Iron Man, and even then the comics stole that and basically everything Iron Man is…

haha yup. The witcher basically means anything is possible, weather its a good idea or not.

Things seem so fickle these days. Like a company can just vanish in a year. Look at blizzard.

Its scary, but yeah there is a good chance this remake never gets fully finished. 

I agree 100%. But the Witcher is on there now, so I’d say this is likely lol.

Also, they had no problem telling people to go buy a network adapter to play smash bros, so who knows. 

I dont think we’ve seen the end of MS and Nintendo. I believe Xbox Live is coming to the switch, mostly likely to bring the xbox streaming service with it. 

We have movies where children are murdered, people are disgustingly ripped apart, innocent people are tortured, cities are destroyed.. Why is rape the one form of human evil we arent aloud to depict?

Yeah, me thinks the kind of person who has to walk out of a movie because it has rape in it probably doesnt know what “brutal” means. 

Meh, if some tiny handful of people cant handle a rape scene, I feel like thats hardly news.

Also, anyone who cant handle watching a rape scene isnt credible to what constitutes “brutal”.

No sonic 3 & Knuckles? Ultimate MK3? I’m out.

No sonic 3 & Knuckles? Ultimate MK3? I’m out.

Are they 12? 

A) Who cares?

B) 16000 people is literally nothing. Like, actually a completely meaningless, unreportable number. Why even bother mentioning the number?

C) These. Mean. Nothing. Stop talking about them like they have *literally ever accomplished a single thing*. Stop.

I dont know how to react anymore. I dont know what to say. There arent words. This is a loss for humanity. 

Holy shit why cant I keep staring this post? 

Ah, the Kotaku kiss of death. You guys should start apologizing to the devs at the end of these posts. 

At first I was like “this is none of your business, fuck you guys” but then I saw the underage thing. Yeah you fucked up now.

Oh shit, I did miss that part... I probably shouldnt have skimmed.
I mean, I dont get why they would do that, none of that research shows in the game. “Hmmm police files with horrible video. 4Chan clips of a guy with a mangled hand. Hmmmm, good refrence.” *animates paper person being ripped apart like a stuffed animal…

I mean, its cartoony as fuck. Not one thing in this game looks like a realistic thing. Its like buckets of red blood and some goopey intestines and paper bones.

A) if you’re uncomfortable with literal cartoon violence, maybe dont work on *FUCKING MORTAL KOMBAT*.

B) If you’re having graphic nightmares youre so scared…