.... why does anyone care?

This looks much much more accurate than I expected.

Common Sense alert! New Nintendo Hand Held next year.

Yeah all gamers are so violent against women. How totally unsurprising. I mean, there’s been like 3 whole incidents in the last 5 years! That’s basically every male who plays video games.

Yeah I don’t get why people thing sexism and violence against women are somehow the same thing...

No, the problem is that you feel that way. You’re so polluted and jaded by widespread bullshit about sexism and violence against women that you forget people like JoeDaddy are the exception. They’re the 1%. And that 90% of the people saying “good job bro” are doing so to offend people and don’t actually feel that way.

Would literally defeat the purpose of the game. How silly.

So they finally make a game that A) Isnt surrounded in bullshit and lies and B) Actually looks like fun and the studio gets closed. FML.

Big surprise, Jezebel doesnt like Game of Thrones.
Rape and Violence?!?!?! OH MY GOD OFFENSIVE! THIS IS SO BORING!

I mean, the character is a cyborg... She doesnt really have a nationality.
They cast scar-jo because she’s selling female action leads these days, and they think they need a big name to sell the movie.

You mean Ubisoft wasnt prepared for this type of release and there are tons of game breaking bugs?!?

Shocking.

The kids doing it arent looking to send a message. They may say that, but ultimately they’re just trolling.

I’ll have to buy like 10 of these, but jesus they’re fucking awesome.

My point is pin ups shouldnt be considered “classic art” but they are simply because they’re old.

I will never understand the pandering...
Include trans characters, include gay characters, include strong women. I dont give a fuck. Games have been doing that a long time. You dont have to fucking smash my face in with those traits. Just have them be those things, and thats that! That will do so much more for anyone…

And in 20 years those “canned holliwood poses” will be classic art.
You realize pin-ups were the same thing of their time, right?

No one knows.

Not only are you way off base, but you’re wrong.
Yes, games should make their own music, and I bet this game did. But it help with immersion and theme if you use appropriate music that is real.

What a fucking ridiculous bunch of bullshit.
Yeah, because people are tuning into the streamer and paying them money for the off chance that they hear 4 seconds of some fucking song.

The copyright laws need an enormous overhaul. This is fucking mind breaking.

Let me sum up this post:
Giant, shameless, click bate controversy piece where the writer shits on beloved films that have been the shining examples of their genre to tell you how awesome it is that a movie everyone hates is so different.