The whole point of insurance on a UPS package seems ridiculous to me. In what other industry do you have to pay extra money, to ensure that the company is responsible for the service you’re already paying them to complete?

I keep saying that to everyone because I refuse to believe it. Eurgh.

I don’t know, I kind of like that they used the term “children.” Because that’s what they are. I feel like calling them “desirable teens” or “desirable young adults” would have made it seem like less of a problem.

okay but these socks are adorable grandpapa

I’m kind of digging that look.

That hair color looks wonderful on you.

is that your natural eye color? It matches the skin perfectly!

You’re the most embarrassing thing about your company that isn’t named “Kinja.”

This post wins all the Kinja

Her real name is Xenia Vorotova, which I think suits her villainous nature a lot better.

I can’t believe that a few glitter unicorn stickers and odd colors (which are readily available elsewhere) could make people so willing to forget about how awful this person’s history was well before this safety breach. Doe Deere has never exactly been known for her devotion to truth-telling.

This is the stain after a full day at work, including breakfast and lunch. It doesn’t look orange-y on my pale pale pinky skin. Also something in it makes my teeth look whiter, so I think that means it has some blue undertone? Just another vote to try it out!

how my lips feel with most “long lasting” formulas:

I love my period panties. I wish I discovered them sooner.

This is the real reason I hate all my race photos. I don’t even look like I’m trying!

Why do kids always look like they’re flying and adults always look like they’re power walking?

I feel like I’ve completely embraced the whole “terrible neon colors” thing. I want all my running clothes to look as obnoxious as humanly possible. I want the MOST obnoxious color shoes, the MOST obnoxious color tank, etc. Neon yellow is a good candidate, but my shoes right now look like a bright orange highlighter.…

She’s wonderful as The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home on Welcome To Night Vale.

Chow Chows!

our first dog was not the dog I wanted by any stretch, but he really did pick us out and insist that we adopt him. and ultimately I’m glad he made that call for us. I wouldn’t trade his dumb ass for the world.