I want to hear from someone whose leg has been run over by a 4WD and didn’t break. I call bullshit on this ‘possibly’ business. There is ready access to free medical care in Australia.

Jason Akermanis is running for US President? Insist on seeing the birth certificate.

I absolutely the box updates. Im in the UK and get Glossy Box. Theyre always differentto the US version — but I hope I get a lash primer!!!

I dont know if having an ex-partner who says mean things about you, and watching porn should neccessarily knock you out of the running for being a spokesperson. Worked for this dude too.

I mean, obviously now we all know that Jared is a monster, but I dont know if anyone could have predicted this from his from his…

I dont plan on starting a technology-assisted affair, however, this article makes me a bit sad about that —- sounds like it would be like shooting fish in a barrel ...

These ladies much have been super-busy, right? 11,030,920/2409= 4579 each ... or does trying to start a convo count?

I am SOO chuffed to see your comment! I was buying some Ben Nye Thick Blood for my Halloween constume (like this FYI http://thebeautyguru.tv/dark-circus-ha…) and I had to spend some more to get it delivered —- and this is what I chose. Cant wait for it to arrive now

Hi Anna, the LinkedIn link is going to Facebook.

I totally found it brilliant the first time, but we are imminently planning pregnancy — like within the year, so I may as well wait til after and get it all done.

I don’t know. I’ve only been ‘poked’ by guys who want to date. My female friends are not throwing poke parties. I think it was a socially awkward ‘puling pigtails’ kind of thing. PS Can you still poke on FB?

I just released a new game. Its called 80085 Labyrinth. I trust I can rely on your patronage

Marrow is delicious, you weirdo!!

Craving Chicken Soup is not a craving. Man, I wish I craved that and Im not pregnant #DoingMoreCrunches4

what do you ask for at the beauticians for this? i never even realised it was an option.

I had a boyfriend tell me,when he was breaking up with me, that I didnt show enough attention to detail. Not in relation to hair removal. Just generally. Some boys are the wurst.

THANK YOU!

I think beauticians are always like that. Like when I get a full leg wax, and she says “Do you want me to do your toes?”

Oh man — thats glorious!!! I used to have a stack, but I moved to the UK from AUstralia with a suitcase, so I had to sacrifice a lot of stuff, and Im trying not to re-buy loads.

Then I met Boots No7 lipstick, where they recommend a colour based on scanning our skin, and I thought it would be nonsense ... but really…

I currently have four and think it might be excessive. I am *totally* getting gold now though

After looking at that pic, I dont know how I’ve got through life without gold lipstick up until now.