Tried my new bidet for the first time today and WOW it is so convenient to have a little water fountain right there when you throw up.

don’t be a jerk

If it’s fine to eat on toast I’m sure it’s fine to burn.

“The woman I paid to have sex with is ugly” is... an interesting choice.

Nothing from the Texas Hill Country?

I’m confused how Austin make the list with an average housing cost ~2+ times every other city mentioned. But ... Mkay.

That VW dune buggy (#3 in the list but presented as #4, because slideshows are fucking GARBAGE) is definitely not purple. It’s an ugly variant of red.

And what kind of manly man would “fear for his life” if someone throws a water bottle at his car?

Might as well go all in on the Mini-Eggs. Cadbury has been shrinking the regular one for years.

There are two types of UM/UIM- uninsured/underinsured motorist bodily injury, which you mentioned above, but certain states also allow for uninsured/underinsured motorist property damage as well, but you have to check with your insurance company/agent, since some states allow it, and others don’t.

Related: Make sure you have the appropriate minimums.

I do the same thing when I order pizza. The box goes right into the 200 degree oven after it’s delivered. 

Shall we play a game?

Like a smartwatch, but for your pocket! I like it.

Pro tip: Measure your dishwasher before you hit “place order” so you don’t realize too late that it doesn’t fit.

Democracy? True democracy died when the whole government started getting bribes from corporations and made it legal: they have had no reason to listen to the working class, and expect everyone to just be barely-functioning workers in debt, while popping out more workers in debt - hence the abortion ban.

ChatGPT’s…

Hanging out with your dog for 11 minutes is probably the most healthy part.

That fact it’s now 10 model years old with only one facelift in 2019 also explains a lot. Compare that to the RAV4, which was a model year into it’s 4th gen when the Cherokee debuted, and the 6th gen is due within a year.

“Jeep Cherokee production winding down is hardly a surprise at this point: Stellantis had announced it would be idling Belvidire in December of last year. Sales of the Jeep Cherokee have been declining steadily for months, which is in stark contrast to other small-to-midsize SUVs from Jeep’s rivals, including the…

Right? Like, if you’re gonna give suggestions for better, fresher pizza to people like us who are already lazy enough to be making frozen pizza in the first place, at least suggest something in the same ballpark.