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If you want to cook with gas in your house you’re free to bring a propane grill inside.

Do you reckon they will use the same graphic on the pizza box?

The New York skyline has, umm, changed since the ‘90s.

I’m the “1" in that 366,741 RAV4s sold last year. Happy to have made the purchase. It’s been a great vehicle for our small family!

Nor a rocket surgeon.

That was only so they could get on-demand erections.

Drop those rinds in a pot of vegetable scraps and chicken bones for some real yummy broth.

Toy-assisted sex ought to be on this list.

Yes, they don’t sell kraft parmesan in blocks.

Our library even has a collection of board games you can check out!

They do it on the reg while wearing a body cam.

That’s a good approach. I find it backfires though when the coworkers want to take it a step further and actually be friends and do things outside of work.

You can spread peanut butter on your keyboard and let your dog lick it clean.

I just saw an Infinity being delivered to a customer on the back of a Carvana delivery truck last week. Kind of surprised people are still buying vehicles off the deck of this sinking ship.

Duke’s makes for the best chicken salad.

I’ve followed a similar recipe that included grated carrots. Very yummy.

Really surprised Chrono Trigger did not make your list.

I love good potty humor

Any EMT will be able to describe a veritable plethora of ill-advised items inserted _there_, and the injuries resulting therefrom...

And it’s not in a slideshow.

Thanks for giving me a slideshow of things to watch to justify my gut instinct that I’m not missing anything by not being on TikTok.