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I was just going to bring up the same dilemma: working for weaponized incompetence. A supervisor that uses their staff as a human shield to protect them from their incompetence coming to light.

They don’t sell doors at Ikea.

I’ll see your trade and raise you:

I can see so many problems with this proposed solution.

They should make a website like Lego Ideas, but using Taco Bell ingredients. Crowdsource new recipes.

I’ll enjoy my chili with beans any day over your hot dog topping.

Maybe they meant Biden championed the movie?

The same is happening in Texas for the gubernatorial race.

Fellow Sitzpinkler here. It just makes the most sense.

Same goes for state and local agencies. Makes it a whole lot easier if you get some consultation from someone on how to craft your request.

EENIE MEENIE MINY MOE CATCH A RACIST BY HIS GAMESHOW

Or at the very least, a black box with white text describing the reasons why she is divorcing him. Bigger font than the sentimental message.

Amen on that IF...it doesn’t happen too often.

Seran wrap + lemon juice is a solid solution, too!

How many troglodytes does it take to change an incandescent lightbulb?

Same goes for guacamole, if you have any leftover, try to flatten out the top of the dip in a bowl as best you can, then top with a bit of water just to cover the surface. Helps keep your guac from turning brown.

Found the Campbell’s R&D chef lol

My guess would be the “Less than 2% of: Caramelized onions”

“When officers arrived, they located a vehicle that matched the year, make, model and color of the victim’s vehicle and detained the occupant, pending further investigation. Officers later determined that the vehicle in question was registered to the individual who was detained.”

I can only imagine your plight. 6'-2" here and I feel like Gandalf in Hobbiton when I travel to Japan.

What if the 6'+ crowd also start to get their legs broken to add a few more inches? Does the cycle repeat?