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Spot on with the description of the Flex and its owners/drivers.

Toddler casserole.

I’m thinking something that involves layers of the typical toddler’s favorites: chicken nuggets, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots, macaroni & cheese, ketchup.

Might resemble what my kid’s plate looks like after dinner.

Gin & Tonic with a wedge of lime. Four ingredients, if you count ice.

Went to their website promptly at 9am EST and it says “Out of Stock”

Womp Womp

You should probably see a therapist.

Here to say I concur on the tiny naps. Best part about being able to go home for lunch.

Came here to say the same.

And their chips & salsa.

My brother-in-law, who grew up in rural Illinois, also enjoys brandy on the regular. I had always wondered why. Must be the proximity to Wisconsin?

Sonic corn dog and Route 44 unsweet iced tea is my snack of choice if I’m running errands between lunch and dinner and need a little something.

This is the correct take.

One of my favorite resources for seeing this practice being chronicled: https://www.mouseprint.org/

And half the housing is painted with maroon and white accents.

Ivana was later buried at Donald Trump’s Bedminster, New Jersey, golf course, which the Times noted marks, “in a way, the former couple’s final joint real estate deal.”

Trump died at the age of 73 last week after reportedly sustaining a fall in her home. Among the mourners Wednesday were her ex-husband, Donald Trump, his current wife Melania, and the former couple’s children, Don Jr., Ivanka, and Eric.

Anyone have experience with a whole house dehumidifier? I’m contemplating getting one installed (feeds pre-dehumidified air into my central HVAC).

Live near the coast where ambient humidity is 75-80% and our system barely keeps the house in the upper 50 to lower 60 percentile.

My AC guy even recommended cleaning the coils monthly during the summer months.

My biggest beef with self-checkout is that there is little or no counter space to place items once you have scanned them. And the scale area where you place your bags is so inaccurate, half the time it thinks I haven’t placed an item in the bag when I have, or vice-versa.

Nextdoor users in Florida gonna be tripping over each other to complain about this law not being enforced in their neighborhoods.

If it is a passive aggressive remark in a group setting, e.g. a co-worker making a snide remark during a staff meeting, I like to loudly reply asking if they could repeat what they said because I did not hear them the first time.

There was a federal program offered after a major hurricane in my area a few years ago. The program offered to assist homeowners in elevating their home out of the floodplain.

Program offered to pick up the remaining expenses if the homeowner fronted the first $50K.

Local contractors met with homeowners, worked out a