“....unless the check bounces.”

Duolingo tells me that I am now 34% fluent in Italian so if you need to let someone know that a lion has eaten your steak or that the dog likes to drink water, I am totally your gal.

Exactly. He needs to go stand in the corner and cry so the rest of us don’t have to see it. Nothing could ever make me vote for him but I was feeling a little something like respect for him. Or maybe it was acid reflux? Whatever that feeling was it’s definitely gone now.

I know when I’m looking for insightful political analysis, I always check @b3ngaziTRUTH’s twitter feed.

Ann Coulter and Chelsea Handler in a room together is the sort of thing that nightmares are made of. I’d rather pull off my own fingernails with a pair of pliers than watch them trade semi-intelligent barbs to figure who wins the Blonde Mean Girl award.

in all seriousness emma thompson is the one person i would allow to slap me in the face

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

I really don’t have many friends on FB at all and it’s so funny to see the people still proclaiming “Both candidates are awful! I can’t stand either of them.”

Boulder is progressive white people “no way are we homophobic/racist/ sexist/ablelist” because we recycle and love Bernie Sanders and are blind to our own fucking privilege

/fin

danced a most absurd pas seul

I assume he’ll still recognize himself when if he sees this hit any of his social media accounts. Publicly shaming someone that is not harming anyone is wrong. The only difference between this and the Playboy bunny snapchatting nude photos a few months ago is that this isn’t illegal.

Right? You be you, doll dude.

I don’t know that I would automatically assume he’s mentally ill, but I also don’t see a reason to mock him. He isn’t hurting anyone. Some people just do weird things. It disturbs me that people are treating this like there is an agreed-upon and strict threshold that you can cross in going from normal to abnormal,…

There’s judgement.

I don’t get the mean girl mentality of Jez sometimes;

Exactly. That’s all this is.

Her conclusion, “Not judging,” sounds a helluva a lot like “no offense,” when said before something offensive.

I suppose it’s a little odd to buy a doll a seat on the plane, but I can’t find anything creepy about it. If he did it to avoid other humans, I can’t blame him. Air travel sucks at the best of times. And if he brought the doll along as a companion to feel less lonely, or to feel safe because he’s afraid of flying in…

Whatever. Rock on, doll guy. You probably get more shit and condescension on a daily basis than most people can dream of, so if you want to buy that doll a ticket, you fucking buy that doll a ticket and let the NSA deal with it.