All men are too much work, Sofia.

Wow you do not know what sarcasm is.

How were they able to do a colonoscopy with his head in the way?

She was indeed a horrible woman, and the damage she did to the lives of women was incalculable. I was active in the movement to pass the ERA in the 80's, and every interview I did seemed to require to me to comment on her. She was a great diversion tactic, because instead of being asked about what the ERA would do for…

Yeah but OJ isn't up for parole until 2017.

Having experienced both a burst ovarian cyst and a rape, I wouldn’t consider them to be comparable experiences. And I resent the fuck out of the idea that because I or other women have gone through X, I should be totally down with any jokes about Y. Maybe some people can. Others can’t and shouldn’t have to.

How people react with homeless people and people with mental health [issues]...

I was being hyperbolic but there’s no reading of a ‘prank’ involving pretending to be a mentally ill homeless person that is going to make me kindly disposed towards the pranker.

Yeah, no. Forcing a kid or coercing them to visit someone they don't want to see is not good parenting.

“You don’t bring me flowers... You don’t sing me love songs... You don’t unfurl giant posters of me and show them to business acquaintances... anymore.”

Maybe?

You mean to tell me this isn’t a super handy alternative for women who don’t want to have to rub a multivitamin around our nether regions everyday just to maintain appropriate vagina vitamin balance? It even has the added benefit of getting rid of all that extra money you have lying around, so you don’t have to burn…

I read the rest but I’m still kind of stuck on the toilet paper. This confounded me then and it confounds me now. It’s billed on its website as a “flushable washcloth,” which sounds like something that will clog an ordinary-sized house’s main drain after a while - it does not say it breaks up after flushing.

Except ColorPop is a pretty well known and well reviewed product, not just by ‘girls’ but by adults (me, for instance) and beauty bloggers and experts.

Nazis gonna Nazi.

He doesn't need the NAACP. He's got Scott Baio, Antonio Sabato Jr., and the actress who played Cindy Brady backing him. When you've got that kind of star power behind you you've got the election on lockdown.

They are alpacas, but also, alpacas are objectively much cuter and nicer than llamas, so....

Now read Martha’s caption with Kristen’s picture.

I honestly love Victorian archictecture more than any other, I think. It’s my dream to have a Victorian country home, preferably in shades of pink. I just want to live in a dollhouse made of cake...

Well since they won’t do anything about guns, I wonder if they’ll do something about bomb drones being used by civilian law enforcement against civilians on US soil?