Switch to Sugar Free Haribo gummy bears. They’re delicious...but you’ll be leaking in a different way. Sinner

While the theft of the playbook obviously didn’t hurt them in the end, the theft of the $1300 means Alabama might lose out on the signing of that 4 star defensive end prospect he was supposed to meet up with later that night.

Hey Dan, here is a tip if you’re going to correct somebody and then be a dick about it. Try and at least have the correct information... he meant 52 F-35's.

Deadspin’s coverage is already wide left.

Me too.

Darrell Bevell took off to study the migration pattern of our nation’s cornerbacks. We have not seen him since.

“If you can’t beat us on the court . . . “

Disgusting. Everyone knows true Milford men are neither seen nor heard.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

more turnover on the coaching staff is expected

So far, the only athletes that have qualified under IOC regulations are Ryom Tae Ok and Kim Ju Sik, a pair of figure skaters. 

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Looks like Saban’s trying to explain to the cop that he’s not that drunk.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

This is a really bad look for Sager, so I guess he really did die as he lived.

Sager family at the courthouse:

Would have been much more insulting if his last name was Barefoot.

The NCAA is investigating reports that each player in the game might be receiving as much as 8 bits in compensation.

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke: