America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

I mean I couldn’t stay still and watch the first one, but based on what I saw at the end, I’d be astonished if Pratt doesn’t enter the movie on a T-Rex in minute one.

I’d be super excited. Lynch understands something that a lot of filmmakers don’t; in the future everyone is dressed like an asshole.

Sting will be in the background, having tantric sex. The entire run time.

That’s like saying it had a non-informative blurb that the thing supports HDR. The sound engineering in movies and games should be viewed as just as important, if not more so in many cases, than the visuals. That people are fine with TV speakers and still say they love movies is a damn travesty.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

I would have expected a white wine, tbh.

People don’t drink that, it’s a cooking ingredient that still exists.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Football never ends. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore and my Facebook feed won’t shut the fuck up about the Lions training camp. Good thing thing I moved to the Philly market where they won’t shut the fuck up about the Eagles, so now I have 2 perpetually crappy teams to root for.

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

I was under the impression that AG Jeffy Sessions would step to the mike and and address this.

I get the Catholic obsession with suffering as penance, but continuing to employ Kelly is getting ridiculous.

bet the kid’s glad instead of this being a temporarily uncomfortable experience

What did New Balance design for Richie Incognito?

I have a friend who says that really all that the US needs to do to become the proverbial shining city on the hill is to export our weed. Apparently, our weed is way better than anyone else’s and we could make a lot of money sending it elsewhere.

I wasn’t sure where I stood on this while Kaepernick issue, but now I’m glad it happened because it is going to force us to confront an ugly fact that no one wants to acknowledge and many young people don’t believe is even possible: