America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

Gotta love Trotsky Dude in there. He definitely read a book at least once!

I mean I couldn’t stay still and watch the first one, but based on what I saw at the end, I’d be astonished if Pratt doesn’t enter the movie on a T-Rex in minute one.

I’d be super excited. Lynch understands something that a lot of filmmakers don’t; in the future everyone is dressed like an asshole.

Sting will be in the background, having tantric sex. The entire run time.

That’s like saying it had a non-informative blurb that the thing supports HDR. The sound engineering in movies and games should be viewed as just as important, if not more so in many cases, than the visuals. That people are fine with TV speakers and still say they love movies is a damn travesty.

As an immigrant that is quite critical of this shit stain of an administration, I just wanna say... from the bottom of my heart: fuck you! Monitor me, I couldn’t give less of a shit, no idea why I’m still in this joke of a country tbh.

The new policy, which covers immigrants who have obtained a green card and even naturalized citizens.

and even naturalized citizens

Well I hope Big Brother enjoys Bailey Jay because I demand only the finest tranny porn to satiate my cultured palate.

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

I would have expected a white wine, tbh.

People don’t drink that, it’s a cooking ingredient that still exists.

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

Football never ends. I don’t even live in Michigan anymore and my Facebook feed won’t shut the fuck up about the Lions training camp. Good thing thing I moved to the Philly market where they won’t shut the fuck up about the Eagles, so now I have 2 perpetually crappy teams to root for.

Those microwaves are going to be starting at QB soon.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

I thought the show established Jesus couldn’t participate in the war because he’s not an actual God, but the son of the Christian God and therefore a demigod. Am I missing something?