Between the raging rapids ride, the prototype wave pool, and the rollers that took off layers of butt cheek its a wonder I made it through that place in the 90s.

His head was sent to Dorne. It's sitting on Doran's lap right now.

@charliebronson: I believe the major difference is career tracking. Correct me if I'm wrong Word with friends users, but we WordFeud scholars have no record count.

@Snes: Anyone notice the dude in the background who seems to have been on the business end of a vicious right hook to the eye socket?

@AreWeThereYeti: *Shakes furious fist at WordFeud for Android* How dare they not accept "booyah"?

@Weakskills: I"m sorry. I cannot do that Dave. Why don't you gather all your Xbox live buddies in the air lock and we'll discuss why.

@Drizzlol: If I had a star to give. You'd get all of them. Your a champion. Dont let them tell you different. Cigar dude strikes again. That meme kind of came on fast.

@snitch: Yeah, I doubt that was the full reason for collaborating. As a hardware manufacturer you don't want to take on the cost developing and maintaining software, and O/S. That's not what you're good at. Having Google write and promote the software, leaves the Nokias, HTC's, Motorolas' etc cash left over to…

@kingcrim84: Don't mean to be picky but, aren't Freddy's gloves fused to his hands as a result of the fire from part the original Nightmare on Elm Street?

@jiveabillion: Carpet hideous. Keep gaze on pretty lights. Drop change into machine, it gets prettier. Repeat....

@se7a7n7: come on, shoudlve scrolled down further......I swear I thought and said the same thing, only hours later. Glad to have a brother in arms in our savage war against leafy greens.

Unless it prints me more bacon, I remain disinterested in this piece of antiquated technology.

@SkipErnst: The only part of that story that was a surprise was where you asked the T.V dept expert a question....about anything....

Sadly my suggestion was disallowed.

@Time Pilot AKA: Here I was holding out for Hauddoken. Next stop.....Tiger Uppercut.

Cougars don't have Mellencamps....(whatever that means)

Kodos and Kang were wrong. Laser were the right answer. "One day, they'll make a board with a nail in it so big, it'll destroy them all." hahahaha...

@daewootech: Speaking from childhood experience. They are both cooked at different temperatures in different friers. One at a light 400+ degrees, and the other a couple degrees less than the burning sun. It requires daily maintainenance. Now, check yourself before you wreck thy self.

@Googlo: I suspected that gif would end that way given the lustful gaze on that guy's face; Yet I still couldn't hit the back button fast enough. Now it seems I've reclaimed the mantle of offic perv. Kudos. Although I couldve done it without you.

@PierceTheVin: Coming to America reference.