This is a bad take

It should have been you, Zack Hample.

Is this article a metaphor? It feels like a metaphor.

Do me a favor and never, ever drive in the left lane. Thanks.

Earth.

What happened to TRD?

Jesus, this is terrible. It tries so hard to be the love child of Thompson and Plimpton, and ends up reading like every college sophomore journalism major instead.

MOTHERFUCK Ereck Flowers.

Oh come on. Are you serious?

This is why I love McLaren. Ferrari would’ve just blamed their client for hurting themselves and then told them to suck it up.

Anonymous tipsters just told ESPN that Malzahn is just using the drunkenness as an excuse. The school discovered over the off season that he was actually two small men, Brad and Alex Wong, standing on each others shoulders.

Bears stay close and lose to the Falcons on the last play of the game, Packers get crushed by the Falcons. That means the Bears are better than the Packers, right?

As a White Sox fan, it delights me to think that the Sox might be making non-Sox fans even a fraction as miserable as they’ve made me all year.

Once the Jets go down by three touchdowns to Oakland, I’ll be switching to Captain Ron.

Tragic. Almost as tragic as the number of typos in this article.

Minor edit, but this “the driver’s Porsche lost control”

Please stop referring to C&C as a car show. Please.

Zero. Lesser of two evils here. Two cops vs 40 man brawl/mob.

If that includes macing/worse for mass brawls, mobs, etc... BRING IT. As someone who doesn’t fly into a fit of rage, throw things at people, break stuff when life doesn’t go my way, it is much appreciated.

Not a single thing excessive about this. If your team can’t behave in a civilized manner then you don’t get to complain when you are treated like a mob. Good for the 1 or 2 cops controlling the 30-40 people here.