What did you guys do to avclub.com? And by you guys, I mean the entirety of GMG, not you personally.

Uno is not a board game!

WHY IS HE WRITING ABOUT POLITICS ON A CAR SITE?!?!?!?!?!!!

I fly a Calico Jack flag on a RHIB and I am getting yelled at in the goat locker. These fuckers fly it on the sub and its all “Hey history! Fun time news from the Navy!” Such horseshit. I was not REALLY going to pillage the yacht.

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

It’s a joke. Lighten up.

Wow, I was actually coming down here to thank them for the article, it was fascinating.

“let’s remember some guys”, a deadspin classic
*some of these guys I do not remember and I am on the older edge of the millennial spectrum

This. Wikipedia is a resource, not a source.

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

Freak accident?? Yes, who could have thought riding hurricane waves could be dangerous. Next you’ll tell me football head injuries are a freak accident too.

“If I say it’s safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it’s safe to surf this beach!”

LOL. traffic in LA right now without any disasters

Drifting is ruining car culture.

Stop getting invested in fake realities and live your life in a meaningful and fulfilling way.

Tonight we are all Chiefs fans.

Uh she was full of dirty tricks that worked against Bernie?

The only people more annoying than “what are the fantasy implications of ____?” people are the “I must shame this heartless monster who only cares about the fantasy implications of ___!!” people.

Brave white guy on twitter astutely points out that, among other people, white people enjoy drinking at NFL games. SO progressive.

This fucking guy. I’ve always wondered how Yankee fans can count to 27, since they usually only have 20 fingers and toes.