They are excoriating him for it because he demonstrated that he lacked basic knowledge on a topic he talks about constantly. He isn’t wrong about how the system is fucked, but it is a problem that he has zero interest in figuring out how to fix it beyond giving speeches. I like the guy, but this is a serious flaw of…

Waste of a rocket.

See, this is the inherent problem with heterosexual hookups. You’re all hung up on “beds” and “Apartments”. Do your bars not have bathrooms?

I’m just imagining a sad gorilla with an iPhone. “Wait...so u no girlfriend?”

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

Maybe if we’re lucky, next year will see Kara in front of the Shade Court backdrop, captioned

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

i thought the thing about the album release date was their way of saying ‘hey you make great music, why don’t you stick with that?’

I’m glad that you are out there balancing my yin with your yang, regarding spider love. I mean, I know they need to exist and they’re good in theory, but I’m totally cool if they all go live at your place instead of mine, you know?

My MIL decided she was going to give my FIL a “binaca blow job.” She didn’t realize you’re supposed to spray it in your mouth, not on your husband’s cock. So she basically sprayed fire all over his junk.

Everytime I get the “here, let me in” text from my boyfriend, I find him outside my apartment trimming his fingernails, just chilling outside clipping like it’s the most common thing in the world. Words cannot express my appreciation after reading this.

My hips cramp during all the time. So annoying.

Can I just take a moment to say HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK to the lady who tried to steal a baby skull?

TLDR

Will this tell the person “You already invited her and she left the group so don’t put her back in” so that I don’t keep getting fucking Jamberry invites?

Three words:

I think it’s Kim Kardashian and her wax figure, who seems to be cross-eyed.

You’re already on the toilet. Why are you asking for more shit?

what about people like me, who just use tinder for something to do while on the toilet