THE 3:15 BUS TO ENCINO?

WAIT. YOU'RE SAYING THAT TELEVISION DOESN'T ACCURATELY REPRESENT THE LAW OR THE LAW SCHOOL EXPERIENCE?

FUCK YES MOTHERFUCKERS! #FUCKYESMOTHERFUCKERS

THINK THAT'S KIND OF THE LAIKA HOUSE STYLE, MY FRIEND. DID YOU SEE PARANORMAN? HUGE HEADS, SPINDLY BODIES. ETC.

#OCD

ULTIMATELY THAT'S THE DEALBREAKER FOR ME, TOO. THEY SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO CONVINCE THE AUDIENCE THAT BARNEY WAS MATURING AND THAT HIS PATHOLOGICAL BEHAVIOR TOWARD WOMEN WAS GOING TO BE CHANNELED INTO MONOGAMY AND ELABORATE MAGIC SHOWS . . . AND THEN IT TURNS OUT HE'S STILL THE SAME NARCISSIST AND MISOGYNIST…

MIKE D'ANGELO IS THE BRITTA OF THE AV CLUB.

I'M NOT PUDI-ING UP WITH THIS FOR ONE MORE SECOND.

IS THAT YOUR O-FISH-AL POSITION?

I SUPPOSE NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THAT Z NATION ISN'T UNCLE VANYA WITH ZOMBIES.

WELL, I READ ZOMBIES AND OTHER UNPLEASANT THINGS AND WITHIN THREE WEEKS I HAD EARNED $$4511 AND WAS DRIVING A 2010 CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY, LOW MILES. I AM NOW LIVING MY DREAM WITH DARK HUMOR AND AMIABLE CHARACTERS - MUCH BETTER THAN ROSE MATTER.

KEEP THE FAITH, MY FRIEND. EVENTUALLY EVERYBODY WHO PRAISES THE SHOW WILL SEE, LIKE YOU, THAT IT'S HOLLOW, WORTHLESS FUCKERY

PLUS AN HONORABLE MENTION FOR HORN TOOTING/HUMBLEBRAGGING. YOU GO, GURL.

I HOPE THEY TELL THIS ONE FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF THE WITCH'S HOUSE.

DIDN'T WARHOL DIRECT HOME ALONE 2?

DON'T LISTEN TO THE BAD MAN, COMPU-TRON, BABY. YOU'RE THE ONLY ENTITY ON THIS BOARD WHO MAKES ANY SENSE TO ME AT ALL.

ELDAN IS JUST A DELICATE FLOWER.

HEY, MAN, WHY DID YOU SPELL "HOT DOGS" THAT WAY? ARE YOU NOT FEELING WELL OR SOMETHING?

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, MOTHERFUCKER. WHOVIAN IS A HATER.

MAYBE IF THE GUILTY REMNANT REFUSED TO WALK ON THE SIDEWALK. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT'S A CAPITAL CRIME.