Must be killing gawkers that it was not won by a reformed Somalian pirate who was adopted by secular humanist parents in Brooklyn who taught him that it was bad to learn to practice chip shots on the ashes of former Halliburton ventures; all the while doing so in front of a multicultural crowd that practiced love,…

GET THE FUCK OFF DEADSPIN. We don't care what you have to say. Go back to Gawker and the other non-sport pages.

TL, DR. You sound like a pompous ass. It's never a good look to speak for others, no matter how they behaved. The rioters may have been 250/50000, but you're 1/50000, so stfu. And the "I pay their taxes" old whiny man move? Really clever, always goes over a charm with the cops, etc. I'm sure your $500 of tax from…

This sounds like it was written by the Charlie character from it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

We should give him a medal for not saying "Oriental."

I didn't realize ebonics survived into the internet era, but then again I also don't know who any of these people are, FTW.

I'm gonna hip pocket "dusty bitch" for later use. Finally a useful article!

Well now RiRi and LoLo can both share black-eye's

People who speak on behalf of the voiceful are the weirdest people.