Does anyone know the legal rights these companies attain to your genetic information? Can they sell your genetic information in aggregate? Can they hand over your genetic information after a subpoena in a criminal trial?

My dad told me to stop using my signal in parking lots. (Forgive him; I was the fourth child and he was tired of teaching me and hearing the clicker.) 

ooooooo! Do “Pretty Woman”. Loved it when I was little! At what point does she get brainwashed that Richard Gere’s terrifying possessiveness is “boyfriend quality”? SHE IS TOO CHARMING AND PURE FOR HIS DUMB ASS. He’s just rich? And wants to keep her? And then Jason Alexander tries to rape her? Inspired by seeing that…

Damn. I made it almost the whole way through without crying. You got me!

At one point in the album he sings about his struggle to pay off his credit card bill, month to month? ...? he’s trying to make some pandering coin. okay.

I’m in. Will watch. <3

Thanks for this article! I ADORE dogs, but because I’m in grad school and I honestly could not provide that amazing heavenly creature with the care it needs, I know it’s irresponsible for me to get one right now.

Guys. 2L here (law student). The fact that he hasn’t done any real trials isn’t the real horror. (I mean, it’s a horror.) The worst part is him not knowing what a motion in limine is - those are PRE-TRIAL MOTIONS. Like, where attorneys say “your honor, we’d like to [exclude evidence that won’t be seen at trial!]”…

Aw man, I don’t have the constitution for scary movies. How am I going to see the internet’s boyfriend in this, being amazing?! I am so CONFLICTEDDDD.

Thank you! I enjoy this every year, you delight.

Anyone else wondering why Ellen seems so bothered?! Tiffany is being PERFECT and Ellen is NOT enjoying it. What’s up?!

“One-two punch” re a domestic abuse survivor is a poop choice of words

Also, it’s dua lipa, not lua dipa (which i learned when adding it to my Apple playlist) :)

YES! Y/N is back!

I thought RoseArt crayons were horrible and overly waxy, and I would beg my mom for the Crayola crayons - but I have a distinct memory of being in K-Mart and her comparing the cost and choosing the RoseArts while I watched with big disappointed eyes. I could tell she felt really bad about it. It’s my earliest memory…

I don’t quite understand why the comment about hair color was necessary for this article. You lost credibility in what could have been simply an interesting read about a sect of women who feel differently than the rest of us Jezebel regulars.

Hey woman, thank you for sharing. I’ve also struggled with this. It’s fantastic you’re sharing your story; it gives agency and confidence to the rest of us.