TOO SOON!

Well, except for the ending.

Wow, no one has had a life that easy since Catherine the Great.

Horse’s really are athletes!

I don’t know the guy from Adam, but that is the chatter coming from the draft people. Then again, these are the same people that write things like “Eli Apple can’t cook,” so it could absolutely be bullshit.

Roommate sounds like he deserved it.

Connor Cook’s dad would kick the shit out of him!

must be true. a-plus reporting

kinda deserves it for going to OSU, no?

“homely...dike”

Conor Cook’s dad once bought $500 tickets to a charity event for University of Miami, just so he could sucker punch Sebastian the Ibis during a photo opp.

Nothing more awesome than an adult dad threatening to beat someone up for his adult son.

Maybe, but I’m pretty sure he actually played 20 plus games for the 76ers last year

My favorite part is when he tells them “fuck you” but then admits they have a valid point by saying he'll work on his form...

“basketball playing trolls online” he really got you there.

Making a bunch of uncontested threes on an empty basketball court doesn’t mean you can actually ball. Just ask Kyle Lowry.

Until I hear it from Selena Gomez I'll just assume he can't ball.

His form is to basketball as his music is to music.

Things people in NYC love complaining about, ranked:

Suddenly I’m happy to live in the Midwest, where those rents’ll get me a castle and a pillowcase full of meth.